My "Iron Man" purse

A few of my fashionista friends have inquired about my current handbag in France. Who is the designer? What is the color? Why am I constantly carrying around that disgusting satchel?

It's my gypsy purse. Apparently, in France, there are certain people that make a living by pick-pocketing tourists. Without getting too intense, I purchased this bag to avoid being pick-pocketed. My hideous, khaki purse has a steel casing surrounding the entire thing. The strap is also made of steel. I have so many locks and gadgets on that thing that I can't even get it open half the time.

I'm basically Iron Man.

Ally: 10. Gypsies: 0.

Amazing picture of my gypsy purse

When my friends see my pictures with my purse, they're like: